Dont Tread On Me
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
That’s it. I’m selling my self, so if anyone needs somebody to do anything just pay me money and ill do it.
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
(via 1et-me-hear-you-moan)
im like horny for 30 hours a day
**correction. 69 hours a day**
thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day
1 day = 24 hours.
Therefore, if saying 69 hours a day is stupid, so is saying 30 hours a day.some people just dont know what jokes are
(via slimilicious)
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
(via showmeagooodtimeee)
