Dont Tread On Me

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

(via punkisdadd)

nino-maximus:

Robert Downey Jr, ladies and gentlemen….

(via ferrickhistoryts)

What happens when teens are home alone

According to social media:wild and crazy party time!
Me:fuck yeah I can take my headphones off

embarassinglysexualurl:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

Fucking hilarious

(via shannon9011)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via the-great-eggplant)